I-Z
We all know Jay-Z, right? Well, there is a new rap superstar on the horizon and it is I-Z.
When Isaac arrives at Goddard, the kids, like they do with everyone that comes in, run over to greet him. But Isaac's name, especially that hard "c" gives them difficulties.
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Have you ever noticed how the letter C is completely superfluous? As a hard C it works just like a K. As a soft C it works just like an S. In CH, well, it does nothing on its own. I think, for efficiency's sake, we should change the sound of the C in English to simply be the CH should. At least then the letter would do something unique.
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So with this challenging sound (made by a complete waste of a letter), the kids say "Izee". This is how we arrived at Isaac's new stage name for his rap career.
Behold, I-Z:
I-Z striking his soon to be world renown pose--boogie lips. And that, it turns out is the name of his posse and fellow baby kid rappers (which includes Molly, Colin and Gavin): the boogie lips.
I-Z and the Boogie Lips. Be on the lookout. They will be storming the charts soon.
When Isaac arrives at Goddard, the kids, like they do with everyone that comes in, run over to greet him. But Isaac's name, especially that hard "c" gives them difficulties.
ASIDE
Have you ever noticed how the letter C is completely superfluous? As a hard C it works just like a K. As a soft C it works just like an S. In CH, well, it does nothing on its own. I think, for efficiency's sake, we should change the sound of the C in English to simply be the CH should. At least then the letter would do something unique.
END ASIDE
So with this challenging sound (made by a complete waste of a letter), the kids say "Izee". This is how we arrived at Isaac's new stage name for his rap career.
Behold, I-Z:
I-Z and the Boogie Lips. Be on the lookout. They will be storming the charts soon.