Dear John Deere

Dear John Deere Corp.,

My son is very cute.  He is also smart and precocious.  He happens to love your tractors with all of his heart.  We went to a local retailer, Padula Brothers, and he was in heaven, sitting on all of your various models, including his favorite the 1025R utility tractor.  He has blue eyes and brown hair, looking very much like a young boy from a Norman Rockwell painting.  Though he typically does not sit still or like to have his picture taken, he will do both provided he is sitting on one of your products.  He can say John Deere very clearly, especially for a 3 year old.  He also recognizes your products' trademark green and yellow paint scheme and has been, on occasion, known to say, without prompting, "Nothing Runs Like a Deere."  If you are in need of an adorable kid to sell tractors, please contact me.  While at Padula Brothers, no less than three strangers approached us about how cute he looked at the wheel of a Deere.  I don't think this is coincidence.  He would make an excellent actor for a commercial or a spokesperson.  Really, most of your demographics are either Dads or Granddads and boy does he connect with those two groups of folks.  He could be paid in John Deere beep, beeps, and a kid sized classic John Deere hat.  I, as his agent, would probably need either a Gator or a 1025R as remunerations.

Sincerely,

Isaac's Dad