Poophead Retires
Whenever you go to an automated checkout or the pharmacy they make you sign things. They never check what you sign, but in order to leave you have sign that stupid pin pad or a clipboard. I have, for about 15 years now, routinely signed my name as Poophead or some variant when I felt particularly annoyed at this stupid security precaution (some guy at Discover is slapping his forehead finally learning where all of the Poophead slips are coming from).
Poophead, however, has to retire. Last night we went to pick up my pills at CVS. The pleasant and slightly oblivious attendant handed me my pills and the clipboard. Poophead signed it and I giggled like a school kid, telling Isaac Anthony of my exploits. Momma bear however told me that this does not set a good example for Isaac and that, someday, it may make a difference. With a kid to set a good example for I am sad to say that Poophead has official retired from signing all of my useless security precaution forms. He says goodbye to CVS, Home Depot, Target, and all of the other routine locations where a signature is required but no one ever checks.
Poophead, however, has to retire. Last night we went to pick up my pills at CVS. The pleasant and slightly oblivious attendant handed me my pills and the clipboard. Poophead signed it and I giggled like a school kid, telling Isaac Anthony of my exploits. Momma bear however told me that this does not set a good example for Isaac and that, someday, it may make a difference. With a kid to set a good example for I am sad to say that Poophead has official retired from signing all of my useless security precaution forms. He says goodbye to CVS, Home Depot, Target, and all of the other routine locations where a signature is required but no one ever checks.