The Name
Okay, not really. But still I was thinking about this today and I realized that given our last name we should come up with a really cool Italian first name, something like Vito or Mario, and then give him a middle name like "The Shark" or "Shotgun". How about these:
Vito The Shark Sculimbrene
Mario Shotgun Sculimbrene
Sonny The Knife Sculimbrene
Giovanni The Bull Sculimbrene
That way his real name and his Mob Name are the same. Do you think the hospital and the birth certificate people will let us do that? You can't just name your kid whatever you want.
Sound good?
Vito The Shark Sculimbrene
Mario Shotgun Sculimbrene
Sonny The Knife Sculimbrene
Giovanni The Bull Sculimbrene
That way his real name and his Mob Name are the same. Do you think the hospital and the birth certificate people will let us do that? You can't just name your kid whatever you want.
Sound good?