Rimshot Ethan

Ethan’s wry, punchy humor can be seen in his silly behavior or his general demeanor, but it also comes through in his amazing one liners. There is his order to Cheetos and other classics, but over the weekend, Ethan ripped a new gem. We had just finished a hike and the boys were looking for a sugar pick me up, special treat. A few options had fallen by the wayside and we settled on Dad sprinting into Hannafords. Having been at the Dad game for sometime, I realized I needed more than just one thing per boy. Back ups are a must. Here is how it went down:

ME: What do you boys want for a snack?

Isaac: Chester’s (Chester’s Spicy Cheeots)

Ethan: Whoopie Pie

SIDE NOTE: Ethan has become a Whoopie Pie aficianado over the past year. He has had whoopie pies up and down the Northeast Sea Board.

ME: Sounds good. What about back ups? Iman?

Isaac: Cheez it Snaps

ME: And what about you Beeth? What do you want if they don’t have a Whoopie Pie?

Ethan: An even bigger Whoopie Pie.

INSERT rim shot.

Funny enough, as it turns out, they only had bigger Whoopie Pies, so in an ironic twist of logic, he got what he wanted. This kid is one funny kid, like a 6 year old George Burns.