The Arrival of Naked Anus

If you have boys you will probably realize this at some point--boys under the age of 10 are allergic to pants.  Ethan is one step away from being an avowed nudist at this point.  We went to parent teacher conferences and Ethan, much to the chagrin of his brother, stripped naked and ran around the house for the babysitter.  I can only imagine his happening and Ethan moving like a baby greased pig.  By the time we got home he had been both captured and repantsed.

Last night with Nanni in from Rhode Island to help out with a half day of school, Ethan again stripped off his pants and ran around the house.  This time he added something to his usual routine of baby karate and weenie guitar.  As he ran from room to room he kept shouting out: I am Naked Anus.  The phrase, of course, is "naked Amos" but both are oddly appropriate.

He would poke his tiny red face into the kitchen and then shout "I am Naked Anus" as he streaked across the room only to go hide in the Lego Room giggling with delight.
Tony Sculimbrene