Conversation before Bath

Isaac: Daddy, what you thinking about?
ME: You Isaac Anthony.
Isaac: What else?
ME: How proud I am of you that you can go to the potty by yourself.
Isaac: What else?
ME: How fun it is to give you a bath every night.  Isaac if you are finished on the potty, let's get in the tub.
Isaac: What else you thinking about?
ME: How I think you will like all of the squirt bottles I have set up for you.
Isaac: Why you do that?
ME: Because they make you happy and I love you and I love see you happy.
Isaac: Why?
ME: Because you are my only son and because you are so adorable when you are happy.
Isaac: Why Daddy?
ME: Because your cute and you have a nice smile and you laugh funny laugh when you are happy.
Isaac: What else you thinking about?
ME: How I hope the water isn't too cold by now.
Isaac: Why?
ME: Well, it seems like you have been done with the potty for a while, but you are trying to distract me from putting you in the tub and so in that time the water might have gotten cold.
Isaac: Why?
ME: It has something to do with the molecules slowing down, but buddy, I am sure you are distracting me now.
Isaac: What else you thinking about?
ME: How in three seconds I am going to pick you up, clean you off, and put you in the tub.
Isaac: No Daddy.  I do myself.