Adamant Denial

Isaac has become both more talkative and more resistant to changing his diaper.  So when we ask him if he pooped in his diaper we get a litany of excuses and whining.  Well, on Sunday we had the mother load of excuses, clarifications, and distractions.  It made the lawyer part of me very, very happy and was a denial/deflection worthy of Bill Clinton's "It depends on what is is" answer.  Here you go (bonus points if you can follow each part of his Tom Wolfe, stream of consciousness answer):