Meet Your 74-year old female Grandson

Dad was in the shower when Mom walked in with Isaac and said: "Well, Dad...Isaac might smell like Ralph Lauren for the rest of the day."  And boy does he ever.  He got a hold of Mom's bottle and spilled some on the ground in his room and then spilled it on himself.  Mom changed him.  Mom washed him off.  But there is nothing we can do to prevent the odor from overpowering us.  It is official:

Isaac is a 74-year old dowager. 

All he needs now are some opera glasses and Barbara Bush pearls.