Nicknames
In the sing song-y language of caring for a newborn nicknames proliferate with each poop. So here are some of them, with their historical antecedents or factual origins.
Stinky Pete: this is for when he farts or poops which is all of the time.
Cap'n Stinkeye: again, for farts and poops. Cap'n Stinkeye is the captain of the Dirty Turd. Here is a picture of the seafaring gent:
Other nicknames:
Mr. Poo Poos: wow they are all voiding related names.
Dr. Pee Pees: he get the honorific because he did his first "jetstream" pee in the pediatrician's office. It went everywhere.
Chicken Wing: because of his little legs are the size of chicken wings
Sugarfoot: this is a Nanna based nickname, because every once in a while his feet bust out of the bottom of a swaddle.
Stinky Pete: this is for when he farts or poops which is all of the time.
Cap'n Stinkeye: again, for farts and poops. Cap'n Stinkeye is the captain of the Dirty Turd. Here is a picture of the seafaring gent:
Other nicknames:
Mr. Poo Poos: wow they are all voiding related names.
Dr. Pee Pees: he get the honorific because he did his first "jetstream" pee in the pediatrician's office. It went everywhere.
Chicken Wing: because of his little legs are the size of chicken wings
Sugarfoot: this is a Nanna based nickname, because every once in a while his feet bust out of the bottom of a swaddle.